Photographs Made Into Prose Form

TALENTIME NITE 08
A SCREENPLAY:
By Amirul B Ruslan.

CHAPTER ONE: Being Stalked

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"Eh, I thought someone's watching me? So creepy."

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AMIRUL: "Oh, well, nobody here."
JEFF: "Heheheheh."

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AMIRUL: "Oh well, there's nobody after all."
(off-screen) JEFF: "Hehehehhehehehe."

CHAPTER TWO: The Duel

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They were fighting... over Tabby. Julia was angry because Carmen had claimed Tabby as her own

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TABBY: "Let go of me!"
CARMEN: "NEVAR!" (yes, nevar)

Julia did not like this intrusion of privacy

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CARMEN: (*punches Julia*)
JULIA: (*not punching Carmen*)

Tabby had to choose between Julia and Carmen, and thus was she thrust upon with a dilemma.

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TABBY: "Hmm, this is so much fun! Carmen and Julia fighting to the death."

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But then Tabby remembered all the happy times she ever had with Julia. "Oh, bugger," she said.

But Carmen was winning the fight.

CHAPTER THREE: Backup Arrives

Carmen's backup, Myke, arrived, giving her power move - Lala Pose #1

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JULIA: "Oh noes! A lala pose! Heeellllp!"

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And then came Sarah, who was on Julia's side.

SARAH: "Feel the pain of my Lala Pose #2!!!"

EVERYBODY: (*dies*)

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And thus Tabby walked off with the next person she saw, Winky.

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And Tabby and Winky lived happily ever after, walking away over the corpses of Carmen, Julia, Myke and Sarah.

CHAPTER THREE: The Ladies' Man
Later, days later, when everybody respawned, everybody had a dinner together. And Jeff was most wanted there.

(Real life note: these were taken on the 14th at McDonalds in Jusco Alpha Angle, to celebrate Winky's birthday)

But we all know who the most good-looking man there was. It was Amirul.

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Angie Ng = hotter than your neighbor.
Nobody's ever doubted it.

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Julia's so lonely.

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Birthday Girl loves Hotter Than Your Neighbor.

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Mr Handsome.

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Jeff and Julia. Doing a faux-modelling pose.

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AMIRUL: "Dude, why'd you steal my hat?"
YING LOONG: "Because I'm the Souvenir & Prizes guy."
AMIRUL: "What?"

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Blurry shot of Birthday Girl and ViceChair Girl.

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Tabby likes her fries.

More Mr Handsome

More Mr. Handsome, indeed.

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Ying Loong, Jeff, Angie and me. We're doing something of some sort, but weirdly enough I'm the only guy smiling. Hmmm. Did I insult somebody's mother again? Oh bugger.

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Angie really enjoyed the lapdance I gave her. OK OK JUST KIDDING LOL I WISH RIGHT.

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ANGIE: "Weiiiii Tabby I didn't know you could break!"
EVERYBODY: "Break what?"

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I think this was what Angie meant by "break". It would be really funny if you put this photo upside down, and it would look like they're hanging from the ceiling.

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I took this photo, which is why I'm not in it. At the far end, sitting beside Ying Loong, is Fan "Chicken Rice" Shen Yee. Chickenrice is out Publicity and Publications director.

CAKE!

Winky's cake, in the absence of candles, we made do with fries and tomato sauce. I bought the cake, some Chocolate Indulgence, for Winky. Later she even got ice-cream, from me.

So, yeah, the play's over. A giant Happy Birthday to Winky, hey!